Everybody knows I hate squirrels. I hate them because they clear out my bird feeder within 10 minutes of me filling it always. I especially hate them because my neighbor hand feeds them peanuts. Ohhh, let’s reward the little snots with a big juicy peanut!
Anyway, even though this particular varmint is my enemy, I would never do anything to harm one of them…even if I kind of want to. Look at this poor fellow who was again caught in the act of clearing out my feeder:
EWWWWWW, look at that poor sap’s tail! Gross!
He had an extremely hard time balancing as he was up to no good. He almost fell several times and then finally did.
What do you think happened to him? Maybe he was running across the street and a car got his tail? Maybe he got stuck in a trap? Stupid squirrel.